Modern civilization cannot advance without science. The T.I.L.E. organization, whose mission is to protect civilization, owes much of its success to the highly sophisticated scientific and technological tools developed by its elite team of scientists. However, the nefarious forces that would destroy civilization have also made some brilliant experimental breakthroughs (q.v. The Warm Fish Affair). It is therefore especially urgent that T.I.L.E. remain in the forefront of scientific discovery.

In this department, we are privileged to show the visitor a few examples of the state-of-the-art research that goes into T.I.L.E.'s mission to protect the Free World from the fiendish plots of its enemies.

	NEW! Kitty shows you "HOW TO STOP WORRYING AND MAKE A BOMB" using common kitchen ingredients. This is a recipe Kitty did not learn at Le Cordon Bleu!
	to explore the amazing realm of Animal Psychology with Kitty.
	to let Mr. X teach you the scientific principles of Ketsugo, the Unbeatable Fighting Art.

to read about Kitty's mission to rescue her mentor, Dr. Vetchling, from nefarious G.R.O.U.T. scientists in the declassified case file on "The Warm Fish Affair"!

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