As these recently
declassified documents from the T.I.L.E. archives show, Mr. X occasionally draws upon his
considerable musical talent when crafting a "cover" persona for a mission.
A few years ago, T.I.L.E. discovered evidence of a G.R.O.U.T. cell
operating out of a recording studio in Los Angeles. The precise nature of G.R.O.U.T.'s activities may
not be revealed at this time. We do know, however, that Mr. X infiltrated the cell by posing as a jazz
guitarist and successfully put an end to their nefarious plot.
It is rumored that the climactic melée was decided when Mr. X
struck Durazhnik over
the head with his guitar and shouted, "Kabong!"
We may never know the truth about that, but
this Hugo Montenegro cha-cha record is a concrete reminder of Mr. X's service to the Free World.