Hi-Fi Hijinks

As these recently declassified documents from the T.I.L.E. archives show, Mr. X occasionally draws upon his considerable musical talent when crafting a "cover" persona for a mission.
A few years ago, T.I.L.E. discovered evidence of a G.R.O.U.T. cell operating out of a recording studio in Los Angeles. The precise nature of G.R.O.U.T.'s activities may not be revealed at this time. We do know, however, that Mr. X infiltrated the cell by posing as a jazz guitarist and successfully put an end to their nefarious plot.
It is rumored that the climactic melée was decided when Mr. X struck Durazhnik over the head with his guitar and shouted, "Kabong!"

We may never know the truth about that, but this Hugo Montenegro cha-cha record is a concrete reminder of Mr. X's service to the Free World.

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