"You are very amusing man, Mr. X. You tell me the entire T.I.L.E. headquarters are hidden in this shop of tile. Perhaps you also expect me to believe in your Santa Claus?!"

"Hahaha. Of course you saw through my little joke, Durazhnik. Yes, this is merely a store that sells kitchen and bathroom fixtures to those complacent capitalist suburbanites you so loathe."

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